Sondra Wilson requests Rob Sand to consider running for Treasurer

On the blissful evening of June 22, Sondra requested Rob Sand to consider becoming Iowa Treasurer instead of running for Governor. If Rob were to do this and decide to help support Sondra for Governor (which — look at the platform — is what we need), Wild Willpower PAC would be lusciously honored to create an amazing, honorable spot for him right here on this webpage.

 

A Match Made in… wait… is This Heaven???

Dear Rob,

Please consider the following: with you as Treasurer and me as Governor, together we can efficiently fund every part of  (the following 3 links are unfinished, but coming together) Civilian Restoration Corps, The Public Intelligence Agency, Gardens Across Iowa!,  and every other part of (this link is better:) the plan. There’s no one better than you at handling finances efficiently, and it would provide you with an opportunity to work with students from across the state and be a hero who comes in and helps fund these amazing projects. I know you likes Teddy Roosevelt, and so do I. Have you read this article? I would be grateful if you do.

This is an opportunity for us to change the fate of Iowa and all of humanity. I’m not kidding. Please, Brother, have the faith of a corn kernel. I’ve heard you quote the Bible numerous times, and we have heard it said, “The Creator works in mysterious ways,” — or, as the Lakota people say (spelled phonetically): “Skonz-teh-coo-skonz-skonz”; “The strange and interesting way that the Great (Holy) Spirit moves and teaches us.”

I was lost for many years, but one of my greatest mentors, Richard Lonewolf, helped me to regain my spiritual footing. In addition to that, his teachings helped me to learn knowledge that will make various parts of my plan — which could be our plan, if you choose to work and be honored by Wild Willpower PAC — successful and greatly help Iowans immediately. Did you ever see the movie New World? There’s that scene where John Smith returns to the village to see everyone is suffering and starving with colony collapse. He goes back with Powhatan and his people, gathers food with them, and together they save the lives of the settlers. This was back before transgressions against Native Americans from that part of the world. John Smith was honored by being decorated by the tribe, and came wearing a turkey feather in his hair, which symbolizes abundance. That is a bit how I feel now that I got back to Iowa after seventeen years of homelessness, only to find that Iowa has the highest level of food insecurity in history. I am blessed by the Creator to have been given knowledge to develop two pieces of technology, the Gardens Across Iowa! App™ and Wild Living Skills App™, which — once patented — will have profits re-invested in Iowa to fund these various programs. When the State of Iowa leases our programs at a reasonable price to other states — like your Pie program — Iowans who invest in Wild Willpower PAC will be shareholders. I humbly and cordially invite you to join this storyline at this pinnacle time right now.

If you haven’t viewed my endorsement letters, including from U.S. Army Veteran and Cherokee Medicine Man, Richard Lonewolf, please do so here (more incoming to that page; time constraints). If you decide to add an endorsement letter to that page, you’re going to have an amazing page on this website, and it would be a good way for your family to show good faith. After all, its not even safe for transgender people to work in Iowa now, so what other option do I have? I was homeless 17 years due to bigotry. I like to say, “Bigotry – it’s too big a tree for me to climb!” Also, because my surgery got cancelled for the fourth time because of the politicians your in-laws helped get into office, I would really, really appreciate no longer suffering. I literally have no money. I cannot even afford a set of business cards. My vehicle is falling apart, and a nice lady is letting me stay in her basement because she believes in the work I am doing. Please help. I have been homeless and destitute for so long, and have worked tirelessly. I didn’t steal, lie, cheat – nothing. Politicians and media have been slandering transgender people for years — my own Governor and President, slandering us and turning people against us when we have it hard enough just being harassed on the streets, or attacked, sexually assaulted. I have too many horror stories, but I don’t want it to be about that: please help me change the ending to this movie. I want to give back and no matter what happens so that no one ever has to suffer like I have ever again. No one should have to go through this, plus just the daily personal suffering of being “stuck in the middle” and not being able to afford surgeries so I can just find happiness before I die. I don’t have kids or a partner. Instead my life seems like a nightmare, and I need someone with a lot of power to help lift my life up. It is a real need, just like the kids who were escorted into school following the Brown v. Board needed President Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower to lend a hand and ensure their safety.

 I want the world to remember that when people were terribly mean to transgender people, I existed. I am part of Iowa’s story: please keep my candle lit, and I swear on all that is holy we shall shine bright for the world, because Lord knows the world needs it right now.

If we do this, it will help us both, because when people ask the hardball questions, like “What are you going to do about crop runoff?“, together — in unison — we can say, “FarmHire!” And the crowd can chant, “FarmHire!!“, and it will be beautiful and fun. 

You and I  have many conversations yet to have, and our campaign teams could technically both join into The Peaceable Assembly, which would spread merriment, good energy/inner chi, and — most importantly — focus so we can get more done for Iowans a lot swifter, and more efficiently. I like to say, “Efficiency — helps you move like a fish-in-the-sea!“. I believe with all my heart that with our powers combined, we can help if we can help Iowans not judge a book by its cover (judge me for being transgender), we can help the entire world learn to love again:

Rob, if you join with me as Treasurer (Lead Helmsman, cuz it sounds cooler), we will be like Voltron, and you will be the green arm that represents money. Will you please be my left-hand man?

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Thank you for hearing me out! I hereby nominate you for Lead Helmsman of The Great Iowa Treasury (let’s rename all the agencies and roles with cooler names).

Sincerely,

Sondra Wilson, “The Tranny with the Planny”

We need to add “And Rob Sand for Lead Helmsman” to this:

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